Leaf is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He is a great bf and is so cute and wholesome it’ll kill you.
Person:Oh here it comes person2:you got a leaf person:not any more
Oh hey you got a leaf I need i to poop NOW wait NO jerry get your butt back here to help my butt jerry!
I love you leaf <3 leaf is the best girlfriend ever shes sweet funny beautiful kind shes everything <3 :))
"Who is leaf?" "Oh leaf is my amazing girlfriend!"
I love you leaf <3 leaf is the best girlfriend ever shes sweet funny beautiful kind shes everything :))
"Who is leaf?" "Oh leaf is my amazing girlfriend :)"
Leaf the best girlfriend ever shes sweet kind funny beautiful and way more <3
"Who is leaf?" "Oh shes my amazing girlfriend"
A verb from an old language that nobody can completely decipher, but mimics English. Scholars predict that it spoke to the lifespan of a leaf. Leaves change colors and then fall, so it must mean something along the lines of growing up or changing. Although, there has been at least one crackpot theory undoubtedly made by a stressed college student at 3 AM, that stated that the verb meant literally turning into a leaf.
"I need to leaf," she affirmed.