the biggest fucking joint you have ever fucking seen
dude...that's a fucking hog leg...there is no fucking way we will ever be able to smoke that fat ass spliff!
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During sexual intercourse, one has no protection and therefore has to exit and finish around the inner thigh of the girl.
seedie was uncertain so went for a sticky leg
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The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
(She chats with receptionist)
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
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A woman who is the lowest form dope whore one can become. One who will sell, trade, or give away any hole to acquire more dope .
Dalena is such a dirt leg she just let him use her for a cum dumpster.
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To not keep your promise
to bullshit someone
leave someone hangin
"she said she was gonna pick me up hrs ago, I guess she shot me a joe leg"
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When a girl has some big ol fatty legs. They often have cellulite on them.
"Damn girl, you got some hippo legs!!!"
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When a friend or person of affection
Wraps his/her legs around your own in a flirty manner
While he/she rubbs your legs with their own to turn you on.
In a heterosexual relationship the guy usually begins the leg footsies as an act of cute flirtation.
Erica: "omg Ian and I made out yesterday for like 2 hours it was amazing"
Meaghan: "what the hell!?!?!! How did he manage to get u to do that?"
Erica: "oh! Well i think it was the leg footsies we were playing before" "what a turn on!"
Meaghan: "wow i should try that sometime!"
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