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The act of taking the biggest,never ending shit in one straight log. It resembles a Sequoia tree which seems to never end.
Mackery: Yo, brahh! Yesterday I dropped off a lot of friends when I got home, they were packed tight in my toilet! I barely made it, I didn't even care that my sister was taking a shower,thats how bad it was. It was brutal.
Seth: Dude, thats nothing! I filled up my toilet with just ONE sequoia log!! I had to flush it three fucking times so it could all go down!! Now thats brutal!
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On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera
}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him
-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
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These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.
Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.
Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!
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To smoke a big fat joint to get really high. Bogging logs.
Hey Charlie ,do you want to bog a log tonight before the dance.
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(n)- A large dick.
monster horse cock
James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
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1. A big dump.
2. A big black dick
1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.
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Sticking two dicks in the ass of a woman.
Stacy is walking a little funny today, she must have got log jammed last night.
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