man 1
FUCK THAT MONKE DRIP DRIP is cracked cheese
man 3
naaaa hes Monke drip drip drip
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This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument
person 1: no one likes you
person 2: la monk your mom
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Go Back I wanna be monke is a meme where a person is tired of being human and all the stress that comes with it.
Go Back I Wanna be Monke!
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A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?
Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!
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the newest and best hit show on Notflix. 4 Seasons, 12 episodes. Comedy, monkey, and is taken place from 500BC to 4026.
your left nut: did you hear about the new show called "es la hora funny monke" on Notflix?
Gay George Floyd: yea man, i was the starring actor.
your left nut: same
your right nut: same
MeAngy: same
John Wick: same
FCBarcelona: nope
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A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day