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When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.
Similar to Netflix and chill.
Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.
Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.
guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
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What you tell people when you go to masturbate.
I’m gonna go Netflix and chill
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When you've been watching Netflix for so long, you no longer know what life is. You can only think about the next season of you're favourite show.
Dude 1: Yo, dude, what's up with Sarah??
Dude 2: Oh, she's got Post Netflix Depression.
Dude 1: Shit man
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Netflix and relaxing before idiots changed it. Just relaxing while watching Netflix. Seriously, if Netflix and Chill meant Netflix an sex then why didn't they just call it that?
What were you doing last night?
Oh, just Actual Netflix and chill.
Like Netflix... and chill or just Netflix and Chill?
Just Netflix and Chill.
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Netflix and chill, but instead of watching it with someone you jerk off
"I'm going to Netflix and Jill over that movie later"
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Is when a guy and a girl agree to come to the other person's house. They will put on Netflix to watch a movie (like every normal person does) and if they want to have sexual relations with each other they would. If the guy\girl is ugly, Netflix is a distraction while they "chill" (hangout)
Guy: what are you doing later on tonight?
Girl: idk what do you want to do?
Guy: how about we watc Netflix and chill... Get to know one another
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