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a jail for kids so they can't play on the 360 for 6 or 7 hr. ever day
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A place that i don't want to be. Sitting in hard plastic chairs 7 hours a day in rows while a teacher talks nonstop or hands you a packet to work on. Most of the time you're too tired to even think so it's not really even worth while to be there. The worst part of a school day is hearing your alarm go off at 5:00 am 5 days a week. They need to realize that people cannot think when they're forced to wake up so early 5 days in a row!
" Dude, I am so tired out from school this week, i don't know how i'm gonna make it through friday"
" I know man, it's crazy. We should def have fridays off."
" I totally agree, but it will never happen :("
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An educational object where you in a smallest amount of time you'll get extremely depressed.
Mike sleeping: Ummmhmpf ....School? ...Umhahldp ....No ...NO ...NOOOO!!!
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Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the established order.
The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, to which you shall persist for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class to keep us in power, and in return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you until such a time that your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you therefore become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to everything will have been achieved. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it, and the cycle which you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you so devoid of possibility and/or alternatives that you submit and resign yourself to this reality, whether you agree to it or not.
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A place where we're deprived of any basic human rights.
Freedom of religion- they've disallowed any religious talk in schools
Freedom of speech/press- we can't talk in class without fear of horrible punishment
Freedom to assembly- we can't pick which school we go to without paying ridiculous amounts of money
Freedom to bear arms- you're not allowed any weapon or to go to a private school. We also can't pick our classrooms, etcpossible weapon on school property. While disallowing guns and blades is reasonable, they've been banning ridiculous things like butter knives, Nerf guns and needles
Freedom to be safe against searches and seizures- they search your backpack regularly, they confiscate your items and they inspect your body
Trial by jury- there's no jury at school. if you do ANYTHING that the teacher or schoolboard disagrees with, they can and will do cruel and unusual punishments (another right taken away)
Freedom to travel at home or abroad- we can't leave the classroom, we can't go to the bathroom as we please, we can't get up to get some water and we can't leave the campus
Right to our body- facial hair is banned, and some schools have a REALLY strict dress code
It also takes away basic human rights.
Right to sleep- sleeping in class is usually punishable by a week of detention
Right to eat- you have 2 times when you can eat: lunch and snack period (which is usually only 5 minutes)
See: Assrape
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(n): Hell with florescent lighting
Friend 1: How would you define the word school?
Friend 2: Hell with florescent lighting... duh...
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