boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.

The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.

- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"

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man boobs

Breasts on a man, either caused by being overweight or having a hormonal imbalance.

Check out the man boobs on Liam R! He needs a bra!
Dude: Hey, Liam, you need a bra, man.
Liam R: Actually, I'm wearing one, just underneath my third roll of fat! Wanna see?

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Sweet Boobs

When something is extraordinarily sweet. Replacing "Phat" or "Sick".

"Dude that new car you got is totally sweet boobs!"

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Yangtastic Boobs

Boobs that are naturally big and perfect that'll make your jaw drop.

Yang has yangtastic boobs.

Elizabeths boobs

A warm place for squirrels to hide when its cold out.

Its freezing out here, lets gather some nuts and head for Elizabeths boobs!

boob sponge

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.

Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!

boob blindness

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts

I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness