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A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.
My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.
Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.
Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?
Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.
Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
A picture that is sneakily taken (usually with a phone camera) of one's crush going about their normal activities without the crush's knowledge or consent
I took a creeper pic of the back of Chris' head as he walked to class yesterday
That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.
Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.
"But you also have a tendency to get creeper funky, so tonight better watch out.
1. One of the many Minecraft parodies of Pewdiepie's "Bitch Lasagna"
2. An insult towards a cowardly fighter
1. That creeper pasta was a parody of a parody
2. Just fight him, Don't be a creeper pasta