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An amazing thing to randomly say.
Don't forget to bring a towel
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A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
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Something much more than a "random saying"
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5
"wanna get high? don't forget to bring a towel!"
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The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.
Hahaha! Yeah right! Hey- how about you... WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!
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a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.
Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.
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The act of forcing a towel inside a man's ass while giving him a blowjob, then as he is about to cum ripping the towel out of his ass. Getting him to shit on the floor is the desired goal.
I met a girl last night, she pulled a Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion on me! I'm glad we were in the bathtub!