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To disturb one's slumbering wife upon returning to bed after answering a nocturnal call of nature by touching her on the leg or buttocks with a cold, wet bell end.
'You look shattered, Mildred.' 'I am, Maude! It took me a long while to get to sleep last night then Arthur dog nosed me after I'd finally dropped off'
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To inhale smoke off a substance (usually Marijuana) through the nose as opposed to the mouth.
After I took a fat freshie off the bowl I pulled in a quick nose hit.
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A white person with an exceptionally good nose for smelling cotton.
Chris always knows when we are close to cotton his nigger nose can smell it a mile away.
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your booger holder that sometimes gets hairy sores
I got a sore in my FUCKIN NOSE!
I blew it and a bunch of hair came out and now its just a boogery scab!
FUCKIN NOSE!
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The male version of 'Camel toes'.
'Camel nose' refers to the outline of a human male's penis and scrotum, as seen through tightly fitting clothes. Camel nose commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as jeans, shorts, sweat pants etc...Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric, the crotch bulge may take on a resemblance to the nose of a camel.
If I pull my pants up any higher everyone is going to see my camel nose!
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Similar to blowjob lips, a blowjob nose is a nose with large voluptuous nostrils that you could easily imagine slipping your penis in.
"You can keep calling my girlfriend ugly, but I just think she just has a blowjob nose."
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1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a asshole or a dick.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people's private business.
Not to be confused with a dick weasel.
1. Because Adrien Brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a dick nose.
2. After I found my brother going through my stuff, I knew he was a dick nose.
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