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the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.
Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!
Me: yea lol that place is THE shit
a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.
Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.
A episode in most animes when the group goes to have fun, this episode usually takes place before sh!t hits the fan. So enjoy the fluff while you can
Person 1: oh no the beach episode!!
Person 2:shit is definitely gonna happen next episode
When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath
I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade
any man or woman from an island country when in the summertime can be seen to buy food in a sandwich bag, big-boned or overtly taller and built/shaped/complexion as if they spent every waking minute on the beach .. usually drive automobiles without top or wrangler Jeep buggy that seats 4 and usually strikes on prom night
see someone walking in slides on late spring or summer night with wife beater (medium or small size a-shirt) say to self BEACH NIGGER
The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.