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A very long piece of wood that is mostly used for writing,sometimes it ends up in the wrong hands of a person. Has to be at least 7 inches long to be classified a pencil, if shorter then it is classified as a short or dwarf piece of wood. HAVE FUN KIDS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE
He bro can I borrow a pencil?
Put that pencil up me please ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...
Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.
Grab a pencil and get to work.
A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.
"Hey Pencil, pass us the protein shake"
Pieces of lead stuck into a wooden sheath. #2 Ticonderoga pencils are also just tree poop. Think about that the next time you try to draw an anime character you think is hot.
Jeff: I'm going to use a pencil to draw Gojo!
Ben: Bro, you do know that you're drawing Gojo with poop, right?
Me shoving my fat 10 inch cock down your moms fat slimy double chinned throat