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Pencil

A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.

"Hey Pencil, pass us the protein shake"

by OfficeSlang February 16, 2022


Earbleed

When colleague 1 has to pick up and drop off colleague 2 on a daily basis for circumstances unknown as they reside around the corner from each other, only for colleague 2 to reminisce on moments of their past the entire car pool in each direction causing colleague 1 to become depressed and develop anxiety about said car trips on a daily basis.

Colleague 3: "Morning mate, how's things?"

Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.

by OfficeSlang March 29, 2022


Orrrrrrrrrrr

A term used around the office when a colleague speaks some shit!!

Paul: "Can I have some ratsak in my coffee"

Scott: "Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022


Orrrrrrrrrrr

An expression used to describe when a colleague parks in the bosses carpark as "it was the only park left" only to come crashing back down to earth from one phone call from the boss, therefore having to move the car to the closest available park 2 kilometres down the road.

Boss: (ring ring) "I'm not dead, you don't park there"

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by OfficeSlang March 3, 2022


Orrrrrrrrrrr

When you come across a colleagues podcast and hear them talking themselves up like they're Kyle Langford!

Keegs: "When I play well we always win"

Ryan: "Orrrrrrrrrrr"

by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022


Orrrrrrrrrrr

Am expression used for a person who gets up to work on a Sunday and rushes to get ready, sends a text to the boss apologizing for running late before realising that it is actually not a working day!!

"oh no I've slept in" ORRRRRRRRRRR

typing...."sorry boss I'm running late, I'll be in as soon as I can"......

by OfficeSlang March 28, 2022


Orrrrrrrrrrr

A common term used when you're boss arranges for a Santa Clause to come to a Xmas party and sing a jingle he wrote about the staff, only for the boss not to know anyones actual name!!!

"rah rah Sister Mary Clarence, blah blah Dora the explorer"

Orrrrrrrrrrr

by OfficeSlang February 16, 2022