[Rusty Pineapple]

After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.

The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.

"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"

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Pineappler

A hawaiian native or semi-native. Pinapplers are known for doing Hawaiian things, such as eating pineapples and coconuts, and surfing and dancing in grass skirts while doing the hula. They can most likely be found at a luau, roasting a pig or sea mammals, such as humpback whales and baby seal.

Ho Brah- Look at that Pineappler lighting the tiki torch.
Sweet Brah- let'd go shake the pinapple tree.

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Pineapple Rag

The act of masterbation, usually used while texting.

Do the pineapple rag if you're bored.

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Pineapple on a stick

Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.

It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans

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Pineapple ring

The dark wrinkled circle around your anus.

did you tongue punch her pineapple ring?

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Pineapple Splat

When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.

Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!

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Daffy Pineapple

When two individuals participate in a Daffy Pineapple, they insert a bendy straw into their anus'. one end goes in each of them and they participate in a game of tag where they release gas back and forth creating a vortex of fumes inside the straw. then they remove it from their anus' and in turn, suck both ends of the straws at the same time.

My friends Steve and Jerry had a hardcore Daffy Pineapple Fest last Friday.

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