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Mewmon religion is religion where you worship bald cats and mewmon
"i am mewmon religion i worship the bald and mewmon"
The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.
girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
the fake religion that worships barney the dinosaur, Duolingo,Dora and , Peppa pig
i love barneysaurism(religion)
First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.
Here's a brief history of western religions.
If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?
Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."
a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.
'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"
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It states that is disbelief in a deity. But that means they believe there is no God. Hmm sounds like a belief and what accurate and correct evidence do they have that there is no God. Also, by law atheism is a religion.
theist and atheist from the atheist religion
theist: Can you give me correct and accurate evidence there is no God?
atheist: Well, santa clause and a magic sky daddy don't exist.
theist: ... I asked for proof...
atheist: ..... BELIEVEING IN GOD IS DELUSIONAL YOU ARE A MANIAC YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU SICK HATEFUL PERSON!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAYS AND BEASTIALITY!?!?
theist: ... Well that proves that atheism is madness...
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