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Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"
And not a single fuck was given that day
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One person has a gun and shoots oneself
1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.
Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
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A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).
I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.
I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles
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Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".
That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.
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A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.
Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.
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On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂
International single people's day is today