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while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world
to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"
perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"
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When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.
Last night Tamra fell asleep after promising me head and then work up to a Chinese Sit Up
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1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.
Person B: What's that?
Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.
2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.
Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
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To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.
Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!
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you are blindfolded and you do a sit up, but when you sit up a persons ass is there and your face goes into his ass
preston did a russian sit up and got a face full of ass.
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Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.
Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.
Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'
'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'
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A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!
Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".
His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
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