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The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.
Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"
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Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.
"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"
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Noun. A sock that is used as a jizz recepticle when masterbating.
Dude, get your spirit sock off my bunk you homo.
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A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.
Example 1:
Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...
Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.
Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
Example 2:
Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?
Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.
Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
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The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.
Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.
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Euphemism; a codom, a rubber or french letter.
'ang on luv, if I'm to be pokin around down there I shall 'ave to slip on one of me bog socks!
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What most teenage boys use to masturbate
I just got done using my lucky sock, now ill use it again.
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