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1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.
I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.
Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.
We were squirrel doggin’ to Justin Timberlake.
when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.
Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.
After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.
Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.
"me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out."
When a squirrel is materialistic.
I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨
A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com