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The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed
My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.
The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.
What happened to Lester?
His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.
When a couple has sex doggy style in the China Village delivery car and a tweaker factory worker watches and jacks off while taking a shit in a dumpster.
I gave that waitress Jerome Steamer during her smoke break... that was her tip.
Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.
Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.
Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.
To drop a loaf on a females boobs
When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.
A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.
I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.
Two dudes come out of a hot closet together. One of them farts and it smells distinctively like the other dude.
After the fall of Julius's Dynasty, JC had nothing better to do but engage in a JCEVO Steamer with his best mate.