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1. James Joyce's evil creation. In Ulysses, we enter the mind of Stephen and wonder "Why the fuck does he think about Shakespeare and Greek art so goddam much?"
2. Any literary snob.
1. In "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man", James Joyce wrote about Stephen Dedalus, a bohemian floundering to find his place in society.
2. My college English professor is such a Stephen Dedalus. Today, he explained how exciting and enthralling Moby Dick is.
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When a male named Stephen says something so inappropriate or revolting that you can’t help but exclaim your shock out loud.
Stephen* “keep that up and I’ll shit in your pillowcases”
You* “WTF Stephen!”
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ma lord whata fucking hot ass talented capricorn cowboy bitchass man from texas. (an absolutely brilliant soul)
positives about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-sexy as fuck
-talented as fuck
-has bitches
-MAD CAKE WOWIE SPARE SOME ASS FOR THE REST OF US
-cute teethies
-sexy as fuck (again)
cons about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-short as fuck
-bald ass bitch
-mans got a temper
-sexy as fuck (it's so distracting like mate im just trynna focus on life but ur hot ass is complicating things)
-gae as hell (this one's a joke)
dis man is so hot tbh u pray to not fall in love with him and then BAM u love a man </3
EXAMPLE 1:
person one: oomf likes stephen stills
person two: omg wait which oomf .. i gotta pray for them
person one: u know the one </3 poor soul </3
EXAMPLE 2:
person one: stephen stills is SO HOT
person two: sum 1 call the doctor dis bitch is crazy
person one: no fr he's so pretty :((
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The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.
Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.
Girlfriend: I already have
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Stephen M. Green is that American YouTuber, right?
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An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot
*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*
Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!
A real sex god, tattoos cover him head to toe while his eyes stare through your soul. His modeling career makes him seem like a jerk but in reality he knows the right kind of humor.
Have you seen Stephen James Hendry? That man can take me any day
With all those tattoos you could say he's the next Stephen James Hendry