a piece of cake

When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.

A: Hey! How did you do on the exam?
B: I got an A. The exam was a piece of cake.

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crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

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jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000

Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.

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cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

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Bitch Cakes

crazy; bitchy; to become annoyed

Originated in Season 2 of News Radio. Quote:

Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?

It hasn't.

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beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.

So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.

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cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

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