credit card

When a man (or woman), slides a credit card (or any object for that matter, I use my hands) through a woman's cleavage.

Nick credit carded Alex's 33Ds after completing a perfect game at the bowling alley.

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love card

When either person in a relationship uses the fact that other loves them or said that they loved them in order to make them do stuff for them or control the relationship entirely.

Girl: I wanna go shopping.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.

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friendship card

an imaginary card that is given to best friends, once this card is ripped up you are usually not friends with them again... until you tape it back up, if your friend is trustworthy again

do u swear on your friendship card that you love her

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International Card

When a man fucks a girl from all five major races: black white Asian Indian and Latin. You need one of each race.

Bro: I have had sex wit a White chick a Mexican chick an Asian and now a black chick.

Other bro: all you need is an Indian chick and you got your International Card

Bro: HELL YES!!!!!!

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metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

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card carrying

A description of stating an interest in or membership of a given topic, issue or organization, regardless of whether the organization actually exists. Originating from the days when business and membership cards were a greater definition of who you were; i.e., membership card of the NRA or democratic/republican party.

"I'm a card carrying trekkie nerd geek and proud of it"!

"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".

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Ace Card

The act of telling a friend's biggest secret to a bunch of people to purposefully embarrass them. Or, saying the one phrase that could embarrass someone at the current moment. Another way to say "BURN!"

Carl: Well I saw you macking on Lisa.
Greg: I was only macking on Lisa because you were throwing up in her mom's vase and I was trying to distract her.
Lisa: (GASP)
Carl: Way to pull out the Ace Card Greg.

-OR-

(Tom witnessing a fight between Jan and Dee)
Dee: You never keep your side of the room clean.
Jan: Because I cant spend that much time in there with all you Hanson Posters all over.
Tom: Oh, ACE CARD!

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