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Leaving the tip at a restaurant.
Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.
Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.
"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."
An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.
I don’t have anymore clean clothes so I had to go do laundry in my struggle dress.
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On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.
“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
The residual wet trail left by an ugly girls vagina.
Him: I wasn’t cheating babe, I swear.
Her: I saw Dusty had her giblet dressing all over your couch last night. What you mean you weren’t cheating?
The snail trail of a grudge fucked vagina
"I fucked her till she was leaking giblet dressing."