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In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.
By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
"Damn, those Taliban, they're just like an Islamic Junior Anti-Sex League!"
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An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
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Do the 3 superhero sex moves in the following order:
1. Batman dat hoe - While doggystylin your special ladyfriend do a batman mask on your face with your hands for 10 seconds without her knowing
2. Spiderman dat hoe - cum into your hand and throw it at her back just like Spiderman throws his net
3. Superman dat hoe - when finished place the bed linnen on her back. This way the linnen will stick to her back overnight and when she wakes up it will look like Supermans cape
I'll Justice League dat hoe!
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Heros in my eyes, the few people fighting the juggalos. when the juggalos are just low middle class white kids that cry about how they have had such a hard core life because mommy and daddy didnt baby them news flash no ones lifes perfect
I owe the Tulsa Anti-Juggalo League because when i was being jumped by juggalos one of there members jumped in and saved me so i pay my respect to such a honarable group
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When you scratch your ass crack and your finger smells like shit.
Kevin made me smell his fingers after he shaved his asshole and he had some major league stink finger.
A group of children in Dublin, Ireland who hated their Pakistani neighbours (that attacked them multiple times) so much that they formed a league against them and hid in their gardens to ambush them.
The Irish Anti-Pakistan League ambushed them while they threw stones around.
Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?
Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up