Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.
a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch
guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)
Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart
chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?
guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea
chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?
A strain of weed. The dankest of dank
I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy
Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence
Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson