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An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
STOP TALKING! You're telling too much. Or you're talking in front of the wrong person.
Jo: Did you make it to the show last night with....
Ben: LOOKOUT NOISE!!!
And it’s shut down that’s not me and it’s shut down ring ring pussy it’s shut down fashion week and it’s shutdown. Went to the show sitting in the front row in the black tracksuit and it’s shut down. Touch the road and it’s shut down. Boy better know when it’s shut down. Usual Bolt when I run up on stage and pick up the mic and it’s reload time. Don’t know your shows but they know mine thats why I got gigs just like Joe Grimes after the show I be rolling mine don’t care about the no smoking sign.
Hey, what’s that noise? AND ITS SHUTDOWN
SLANG- Ghetto Style
Any statement or conversation that is deemed annoying, traumatizing, or is disfavoring in any way.
You have court tomorrow.
"Fuck that nigger noise, I'm not going."
Do you have your share of the rent?
"No, the boss was talking some nigger noise about how payroll wont be prossesed for another ten days."
Everyone is talking about how you cheated on Beth.
"That's just a bunch of nigger noise, they are just jealous."
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When you try to guess the noise a human makes.
Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*
Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.
“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”
“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”
Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.
“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”
“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”