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A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.
Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.
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Jerking off in a public bathroom.
“I saw Daniel peeing earlier, but I think it was The Huntington Pee because he was making some weird noises.”
When drinking, the first piss you take that breaks the pee barrier, causing you to go constantly for the rest of the night
Do not break the pee barrier
"Dude I have to piss so bad"
"Don't man..You'll break the pee barrier and have to go all night"
In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.
{clerk} O, you guys are buying that pee water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.
Urine person drinks to hydrate oneself
Kevin: I'm thirsty but there's no water around
Alia: Go drink your own pee tang
The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
Damn, that mock pee incident was funny... he still doesn't realize it was a fake out.
When youre gjving a girl a rim job and think youre finishing but you really just peed but she keeps going because she thinks its cum.
This guy was fucking me in the ass the other day and i asked him for a rim job and instead he accidently gave me a pee sweeper.