armpit pubes

when you transplant pubic hair into your armpits, therefore creating an afro under your arms

dude i just got a transplant...now i have armpit pubes.YAY!

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Existential pubes

It is what it is...

BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...

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pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

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pube nut

A curly hair 'do' which has a very high resembelance to pubes

'Hey dude you have such a pube nut'

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Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

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butt pube

Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.

"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"

"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."

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Fanta pubes

A ranga that has red pubes

Marley: I was gonna fuck this guy last night until I found out he had Fanta pubes
Emma: Ewww! I hate Fanta pubes they make me wanna vomit

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