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A song from sabaton's album the last stand (a very good metal band) that describes the crusades perfectly and is commonly used in Crusader and for honor memes.
In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
Person 1: hey the last stand is pretty damn neato
Person 1: in the heart of the holy see
Person 2: in the home of Christianity
Person 3: the seat of power is in danger
Person 1: there's a foe of a thousand swords
Person 2: they've been abandoned by their lords
Person 3: their fall from grace will pave the their path to damnation!
Person 1, 2 & 3: WE ARE CRUSADERS AT HEART, DEUS VULT
Heretic: sabaton isnt even that good
Person 1, 2 & 3: IT SATS YOUR A HERETIC
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A phrase used in frustration, most commonly at a book stand.
There are too many books on that freaking book stand!
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a singular table by a bed or in a bed room that usually serves as a storage space
"how many of these night stands would you like to buy?"
"ill just buy one night stand."
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When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.
"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."
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when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.
Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*
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A music stand whore (or hog) is a musician in a band, orchestra, or chamber group who hogs the music stand.
This person will have their own stand and won't share, while others are two or even three to a stand.
In worst cases this person will be using multiple stands for their stuff.
Why do those flutes have their own stands? We're three on a stand here! Those music stand whores.
Conductor: Stop being a music stand whore!
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Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
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