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A shady motherfucker who is just out to get laid.
Molly, your boyfriend Myles is just a stroke bag.
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When your percentage 3 point shots made from the line pales in comparison to the ridiculous amount of shots you make from wayyyy deeper.
>Shit, why did he shoot from so far away?
>He's got the Rausch Stroke
>Pass me the ball!
>Why? you are like... 8 feet deep! Theres no way you'll make it!
>No dude, I've got the Rausch Stroke.
>Shit, here you go man, my bad.
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It's what the greatest pool players utilize in order to win the big games.
Damn! Justin sure laid you out with his power stroke.
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Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
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A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."
Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.
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A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula
Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording
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When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels
I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.
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