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the liquid gold of life
best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur
"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"
Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.
"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
a group of people who go by the name ‘ the urinals ‘
person 1 : have you heard of the urinals
person 2 : yes!
to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.
Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.
When someone follows you closely to the urinal and then uses the one right next to you.
That creepy dude just did some urinal drafting,must of had to go real bad.
The social embarrassment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or conversation several times to use the bathroom after drinking too much liquid of any kind (alcoholic or otherwise).
"Dude, did you have fun at the party last night?"
"Yeah, I met some really cool people, but I had Urination Humiliation cause I had to leave and go to the bathroom so much"