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Another word for good or great tasting or flavored cigarettes. Reds are a perfect example of cancer candy
Me- man, these fucking ciggs are stupendous
Maverick - I know man, who thought cancer could taste so good!?
Me- What do you expect from reds
Maverick- Amen, They are after all cancer candy
when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
A recent ARG YouTube channel/Twitter account that posts new videos anytime their (new/latest) puzzle is solved. Their puzzles can be found in their Twitter posts, YouTube videos, and even Reddit posts (mostly in r/ARG). Also, their logo is a Cancer zodiac sign combined with a Cancer Awareness Ribbon.
So far, nobody really knows what's the real story behind it.
Hey man, have you ever heard of the "Cancer Estate" ARG? Reminds me of Cicada 3301 or Mandela Catalogue in someway
When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...
Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
Cancer of the bum. Otherwise known as Colon cancer, or in general cases, any bum related injury. Piercing a bum cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal bum AIDS.
Katie: I think I have bum cancer. My ass is bleeding.
Me: You do not have the bum cancer, you ass.
Katie: I hurt my ass:(
Me: What's that I hear? BUM CANCER?! You have bum cancer?! Ergh.
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A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
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What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.
I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.
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