dirty squid

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.

Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!

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land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

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squid gang

A group of homosexual men that try to convince everyone else they're heterosexual. Any member of the squid gang has to pass rigorous testing and initiation. ,aim purpose is to raise awareness for violent acts against marine life and stupidity.

Ex. Yo squidy! Get over here you gotta see this if your in the squid gang!! #squidgangbih

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squid pussy

The slimy, salted, butter soaked shredded mozzarella cheese found in nasty ass clumps at the bottom of the popcorn bowl.

"Ew, get your damn squid pussy away from me you slut."
"Mmm, gotta love that squid pussy."

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Squid Gang

Best group of people and the best section in band (The Clarinets) any imitation of this group is offensive

Person 1 You see that group of clarinets
Person 2 oh u mean Squid Gang yea

Flute SL: alright guys we see the clarinets and they're new name of the section

Flute 1: hey I got an idea lets copy them but call ourselves flute gang
Flute SL: you know that's a great idea

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poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

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squid ass

squid ass
anyone or anything walking biking, roller blading, scootering, diving, crawling, selling blood, or drugs on the street/sidewalk/pavement. Generally you would yell it at them from your vehical as you driveby.

LF:"FA fat ass, SA squid ass."

Taylor Swift talking to Dennis Lynn: "I just ran over 5 squid asses with my black hummer 3rd series."
Dennis:"ShoundsH like a buncha shquid ashes to me! MONROE DOCTRINE!"

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