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Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017


fag wagon

A wagon or car full of Fags(Homosexuals). Used as an insult, it dates back to when bundles of sticks were transported by horse-driven wagon. It is used most commonly when someone and or a group you didn't invite to your party shows up anyway.

Bruce: "Aye! Looks like the fag wagon finally arrived!"
Jaime: "Shut up! do you always have to be such a douche!? GAWD!"
Bruce: "YAYE!!!"

by C. Calypso December 30, 2016


Cunt wagon

A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts

“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”

by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021


Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020


whore wagon

a person of ether gender that has sex and dates anything that walks

That girl is a whore wagon.she has sex with seven people last night.she also messted with my ugly exboyfriend.

by Pink-rocks100 July 25, 2015


goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve February 28, 2014


Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.

"Put that in your funken wagon."

by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008