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Watch trading Academy

A course that people who are currently unemployed or unemployable buy in the hopes that they will become rich through buying and selling watches. Most of these people have no lives or common sense and will spend their stimulus checks on this useless course

Watch Trading Academy - We only charge $5,000 for our course and recommend that you put it on a credit card. You are guaranteed to make $300,000 trading watches your first year !

Reality - You loose $10,000 your first year due to the fact you have the IQ of a sperm bank, and arenโ€™t taken seriously by anyone in the watch business.

by Archieluxury April 27, 2021


Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.

Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!

by Fiveash March 2, 2010

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watching scary movies

to have loud sex

Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.

by chocolate603 October 15, 2010

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Watching Gacha Heat

This term is slang for slowly and surely killing yourself via losing your own sanity and dying from the most horrifying version of cringe

Person 1: hey person 2, what are you doing?
Person 2:watching Gacha Heat
Person 1: DON'T DO IT PERSON 2, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!

by Mittens Da Cat February 1, 2021


Donโ€™t watch face

Mind your damn business

Donโ€™t watch face pussy

by Cavs55 November 15, 2020


Yo-Kai Watch

It's just a fun game that is cool. And if you start saying it's a pokemon rip-off you sound like a fucking boomer.

Guy 1: I don't like yo-kai watch.

Me: I respect your opinion

Guy 1: it's just a pokemon rip off

Me: Dude the only resmblance is that it has catchable monsters. That's like comparing Mario to Sonic, think before you speak.

Guy 1: Huh.....I guess that's true

by Devil Jevil November 8, 2020

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watch my six

covering your back. six comes from being behind a person (six o' clock position). so "watch my six" is "cover me from behind"

SWAT Team Leader: Watch my six boys, this is goina get ugly

SWAT Team Members: Roger that sir.

by Wite Kastle October 6, 2006

268๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž