cheese and wine party

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.

Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!

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Wine-Bottle Dick

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.

Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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wine dine & 209

when someone you are dating turns into a stalker and you file a 209a restraining order

1.Gf: "he's a stalker, his last gf had to wine dine & 209 him"

2.Guy: "hey, wine'em, dine'em and 209'em!"

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wine drunk 2001

being drunk on wine listening to 2001 by dr. dre.

Hey Renae, what are you dong tonight?
I think I'm gonna be wine drunk 2001...listening to DR. DRE

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Port Wine Fever

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.

Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."

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white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

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wine and cheese party

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

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