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crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.
oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.
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noun: Another word for the female reproductive organ.
That bitch I banged last night had a foul smelling turkey skirt.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.
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A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"
"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
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Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101
Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!
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When you rapidly finger your girls pussy
Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night
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A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request
There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.
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A person who lurks around, loiters, and acts creepy in a very sketch manner. Their presence is usually out of place, resulting in suspicion.
"look at that sketcher in that alley over there. he's such a lurky turkey."
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