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Cars such as the Lancer, Civic, Focuses, Cavilers and so on. Most are slow, weak econoboxes but with the simple addition of a 2 foot tall wing, fart can muffler and dozens of stickers it can easily do a 10 second 1/4 mile. These cars were unfortunatly made famous by The Fast and The Furious, or known to non Ricers as the worst movie ever. Often in these cars you'll see teens reving their engine as they pull up beside non sticker covered cars such as a GN, GT, Z-28 and then get their asses blown away by a car that has more displacement that my beer mug.
Me: There's some sport compact beside me. Why's he reving his engine?
Sport Compact guy: vrum, vrum (sounds like a weed wacker) Common boooiii! I gats NAAWWWWWWSSS up in deeez byatch. Fo shizzle brah!
Me: Fuck off *20 foot burnout*
Sport compact guy: vrum vrum Hum... I should add a few more Type R stickers to my Caviler
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That awful period of time after the Super Bowl and before Spring Training, when there are no real sports on t.v. and the only things on are basketball and hockey and stuff like that. No more entertaining sports to watch for a while.
American #1: "After the super bowl, we had to survive a whole month with no sports till we were saved by spring training!"
American #2: "I know ! hate the sports break!"
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Something that is commonly overlooked, by white heterosexual-males who think that they are always right and that nobody is actually interested in female sports. Women's Sports is far superior to men's sports but due to societies beliefs, aka living in the stone age; broadcast companies refuse to cover women sports, and any of the women's sports that are covered, are done so Inappropriately, and not professionally taken seriously.
The Future Is Female!
White Male Sports Host: Well It's been a very slow day for sports but something that did come up today was my son's basketball team designing their own uniforms, here's a look at that clip now.
Entire Female Audience: What about the Women's Sports, I want to see that!!!!!?
Sports broadcast producer: nah, nobodies interested in that, come on that's a joke!
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A very accommodating women. One who might cheerfully give you a pity-fuck or is just generally promiscuous.
Dude 1: "Sharon's had a mile of cock run through her. She used to be... how can I put this politely?"
Dude 2: "A good sport."
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A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.
Hey guys, lets go sport hump my uncle.
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having unshaved pubic hair
Sporting it fresh is not an option.
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Just every single winter sport. Like snowboarding, skiing, ice skating, hockey... the list can go on forever. there's a separate olympics for these things!
Person: What do you think of winter sports?
Person: Which one?
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