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National get a blowjob day
“Do u know what day it is”
“May 2nd?”
“national get a blowjob day”
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A presenter on the motoring show Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. His nickname is Captain Slow due to the fact that he is the most 'careful' driver of the three. He usually says "oh, cock!" when something (inevitably) goes wrong on the show.
He has presented some of his own TV shows, including 'James May's 20th Century' and 'Oz and James Big Wine Adventure'. He has also been a guest on other shows including Have I Got News For You and The F Word.
James May is the human equivalent of a cup of tea.
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A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.
Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays
Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.
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a day where the hottest, sexiest, kindest, cutest, smartest people were born on. if you have friend that were born on may 13th you better not loose them😋😋
a: dude have you seen her?
b: yeah. she probably was born on may 13th
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Thanh Mai is very unique, like a refreshing tropical beverage on a hot summer day. Thanh Mai always brings a smile to one's face and warms the heart. Thanh Mai is very small but makes one feel as safe as can be and provides as an excellent patron for cuddling. If you ever meet a Thanh Mai consider yourself extraordinarily fortunate. Thanh Mai will always be a loyal friend no matter what the circumstances. Thanh Mai is extreme intelligence and gifted in all areas from sports (especially soccer) to music, but mostly is academically smart. Although Thanh Mai's super smartness can be frustrating they always make it ok by being super awesome. Thanh Mai always is the most adorable and loveable. Thanh Mai is respected by all friends for individuality and quiet yet out going nature. Knowing Thanh Mai can be a double edged sword but everything always balances out alright. Thanh Mai is confusing to comprehend at times but at the end of the day you know you've made the right choices if you ever end up with Thanh Mai.
Person A: Woah, did you feel that sudden sensation of joy and comfort?
Person B: Yeah, I did. Must be Thanh Mai within a hundred miles of here.
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Having butt sex using conditioner as lube.
I pulled a silky may last ight
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