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Old school slang, usually used to make fun of someone who is too excited or hyper in relation to the topic at hand,to the point where it’s annoying.
“Calm your happy ass down,it’s not that serious!”
When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.
At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
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Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
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(n) A rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross asses.
Philly was doing his 'Ace Ventura' bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. You should have seen the gigantic cloud of ass dust that exploded out of it.
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Term used to show poor quality of something/someone.
This is the most sorry ass movie I've ever seen.
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A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.
Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.
Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass
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When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!
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