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The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus
When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.
Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.
I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.
The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
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