1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline
Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.
Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!
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Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.
Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?
When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.
Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.
dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.
I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.
My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.
1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.
2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.
OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.
Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.