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The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.
Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
When after eating Cheetos you jack off your boyfriend and he then puts it in you only to leave Cheeto crust on your labia, often left for some other form of copulation. Usually done while drinking off shot cognac sold for 15 a shot(at any b**land) or watching yank gansta'sic movies with what is know as your slim dog(a bicurious mainly lonely bang everything ano guy; for short ma bimainlobangevanogi.)
Dang, I woke up with burning Cheeto Wings after my slim dog and I stayed up drinking to my Cousin Vinny; I must have grabbed the flammin'sic hot kind.
A disgusting culinary attempt by current generation tiktokers in an attempt to get famous with their disgusting food.
Girl: "i made mac n cheetos"
You: "ewww"
When a person spray tans and their skin turns orange
Sabrina: So should I get a spray tan?
Don: Only if you want to get clowned for having cheeto skin.
When a fat ginger sneaks by with a fart. Crop dusting but with gingers only.
Gearal the fat ginger Cheeto dusting the buffet table.
When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.