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When someone has a bush that reminds you of th Alaskan wilderness
Bro joe is rocking the classic style
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The act of holding a box infront of oneself whilst playing hide and seek, creating the illusion for the seeker of a box, rather than a person. Especially effective when playing hide and seek in the dark.
Seeker: I can't find Ian, all i can find are boxes.
Found hider: Perhaps he's doing the box classic?
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Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time
Credit: Tom Segura
Beeman
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
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As we all know after listening to Classical Music, Classic means crap which is a perfect description for this filth.
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
If you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'
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This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"
Wall E Classic: When fucking a girl missionary you push her knees down so they touch her stomach, then you fold her arms across each other over her chest. The position she will be in will resemble a cube similar to how Wall E compacts garbage into cubes on Earth.
Sean: I was having sex with Lillia last night and I got so into it I put her into a Wall E Classic!
Peter: That's nuts,