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A shotgun - generally, a short-barreled shotgun loaded with powerful OO-buckshot shells.
"We were just walking down the street when a bunch of gangsters making threats suddenly started to charge at us! Then my bro' pulled out a 'Detroit Street Sweeper'' hanging from a shoulder sling under his trench coat and he cleared the street with a couple of squeezes of the trigger!"
Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.
When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.
Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh
Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.
I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.
Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.
I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.
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A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.
They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.
What we are not allowed to do:
Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
Scott: Where do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck.
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People who have all but given up on life.. They know their team sucks but still come out to root for them even though they are bound to lose one way or the other..
After getting fired from my job and breaking up with my girl in the same day I felt just like a Detroit Tigers fan..
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