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A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.
Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!
-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man
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A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?
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the name used to describe a young Will Ferrell
"Dude, when you wear those shoes your such a dildo faggins "
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N. Derogative, Slang
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!
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1. When someone is being a jerk, asshole, bastard, mother fucker, on many occasions. 2. a locker like wooden piece of furniture used for keeping dildos.
Last night larry was being a real dildo cabnet, first he said my sister looked like a whore, then ran up a huge bar tap and "just forgot his wallet" then he puked in my car (he also called shotgun so it's on my dashboard), on my moms car, took a dump in a toilet and didn't flush, put his feet on the table, said a bunch oh shit like "this place sucks" over and over again, grabbed the remote to the TV and made us watch lame TV everyone else in the room didn't like, told us all we were pussy's for some bullshit reason, drank the last of the milk and put the jug back in the fridge... and he was only over for an hour.
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Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.
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Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.
a shit dildo, or Alaskan Dildo
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