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When you get your asshole spread out someone blows in it.
As soon as I finished she opened my ass and gave me a Dirty Hershey.
A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.
That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!
Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.
Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty
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A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”
Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.
Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?
Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.
Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.
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dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.
For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.
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When you take a huge shit in a tube sock and beat someone with the sock filled with poop.
If you don't shut your mouth real quick you are going to get the worst dirty charlie in the world, asshole.
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