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donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 5, 2015


Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 17, 2020


Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.

Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.

by portuguesepirate July 17, 2013


Donut Karen's

Likes jam donuts

Nice people

Are very kind

Quiet

john is such a 'donut karen's.'

by John likes jam donuts November 19, 2020


Cinnamon donut

The process of having sexual intercourse on a beach while covered in lubricant. The lubricant acts as a glue, sticking the sand onto and all over the participants' bodys. Hence, making them appear as cinnamon donuts.

Remember when we went to the beach last weekend and you gave me a cinnamon donut?

by Oliver. L August 19, 2018


cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty February 25, 2016


donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.

"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"

by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005

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