Rap-ed

Pronounced- wrap-'ead.

Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.

Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.

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hop ed

An opposing opinion, usually long, emphatic and loud, that is either totally irrelevant or totally obvious, from the infallible drunk who knows more than everybody about everything.

After three beers, Bill would take the hop ed position against Aquinas on his proofs of the existence of God; after four he'd argue the hop ed position against God on the existence of Aquinas.

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big ed

noun - urban slang, meaning for to perform oral sex on a male, dick sucker, cock sucker, slob the knob, etc.

She gave him a "big ed" in the back seat.
That girl is fugly, I wouldn't even let her give me a "big ed".

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Sir Eds

Similar to the American word "Benjamins". A Sir Ed is a New Zealand $5 note. Aptly named for its picture of national hero Sir Edmund Hillary

Guy1: Bro can you get us a pie?
Guy2: Chur bro, i'll just have to break out a Sir Ed

Guy: Far Out! look at all those Sir Eds!

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tupac-ed

adjective: another way of saying "too packed." when one packs a fat bowl too tightly and it doesn't hit. you have to keep trying until it does. primarily occurs in bubblers and bongs, but can happen with some pipes, especially sherlocks.

stoner: here, it's your hit... but it's tupac-ed
stoner 2: what do i do?
stoner: just keep hitting it until it hits, man

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photoshop 'ed

what all the people on the front cover of any magazine are

did you see taylor lautner on the front cover of rollingstone??
there is no way a little butter cup could have the body of a bodybuilder!!!! that asshole got photoshop 'ed. no wonder alot of twennyboppers think they can marry this douchbag he is even a bigger tool then mario lopez

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ed sheehan

A term that unmusical dildos would use to describe a scrappy-headed Irish singer who soared to fame and popularity in this past decade

Did you hear Ed Sheehan dropped 3 albums in the past month! That's an absurd amount.

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